Social media is a great platform for netizens’ entertainment. They keep on juggling with multiple apps. In the present time, one of the most preferred applications is Instagram which is a sensation.

Instagram is a way to share your stories and posts in the form of videos and photos. Currently, millions of users are stepping up on this app and using it regularly. It is a well-like app by every age, but especially youngsters.

To add posts, stories, everyone needs a caption. The captions could be funny, awesome, loving, odd, cool, savage and many more. So vast quotes list up some funny Instagram captions to add more stars to your photo and bring smiles. 

  • People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
  • Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
  • Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
  • Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
  • As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure is going to happen.
  • Friends knock on the door, best friends walk into your house and start eating.
  • A friend in need a friend to be avoided.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh my friend you belong to a zoo.
  • I hope we are good friends until we die, then i hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
  • Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  • When you fall I will be ready to catch you- with love, floor.
  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
  • Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
  • You actually have friends? Ans: Yeah, bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
  • The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
  • I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now
  • Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
  • God is really creative, I mean just look at me and think.
  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
  • Round up the usual suspects.
  • I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
  • Houston, we have a problem.
  • I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
  • You had me at ‘hello’.
  • There’s no crying in baseball!
  • You can’t handle the truth!
  • Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
  • Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
  • I’m the king of the world!
  • Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
  • I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  • When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”.
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Do I run? Yes… Out of time, patience and money.
  • There’s no “we” in fries.
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet… I wouldn’t call them lies!
  • I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
  • ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
  • I’m here just to avoid friends on Instagram.
  • Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.
  • I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
  • Today is a good day for cake.
  • When I wanna Ice cream, ICE cream it
  • Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
  • Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….
  • I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  • How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  • The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
  • Friday is my second favorite F word.
  • It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.
  • I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • You made me laugh so hard. Tears ran down my legs.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
  • The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.
  • This life is hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
  • Are you really living a life or just paying the bills until you die?
  • I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
  • Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
  • I’m at the point of parenting where “What did I just say?” could either be a threat or a genuine question.
  • Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.
  • That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you have to pee.
  • Some people are like clouds. Hwne they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
  • If you’re waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot todo.